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Rune #5 - Raidho: Why Your Life Looks Like a Drunk Viking's GPS Route

Rune #5 - Raidho: Why Your Life Looks Like a Drunk Viking's GPS Route

October 17, 2025
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The Difference Between a Journey and Whatever That Thing You're Doing Is

You know that friend who "quit everything to find themselves" and six months later they're couch-surfing and selling essential oils on Facebook?

That's not a journey. That's a garage sale with legs.

Raidho, the fifth rune of the Elder Futhark (ᚱ), is here to explain why your life looks like someone threw darts at a map while blindfolded and called it "destiny." It's the rune of the wagon, the wheel, the actual plan that gets you from Point A to Point B without ending up at Point WTF.

But here's the thing that'll hurt your feelings: The universe doesn't care about your journey. The universe is busy doing universe things, like making black holes and confusing physicists. Your journey? That's on you to figure out. And most of you are navigating life with the strategic depth of a goldfish playing chess.

The Guy With the Map vs. The Guy With the Dream Board

Let me tell you two stories that'll make you uncomfortable.

Story One: Sarah decides she wants to be a writer. She quits her accounting job on a Tuesday because Mercury is in retrograde or whatever. She starts a blog called "My Authentic Journey." She posts three times. She runs out of money. She blames the algorithm. She's now back in accounting, but with more debt and a vision board that mocks her daily.

Story Two: Marcus decides he wants to be a writer. He keeps his day job. Writes from 5-7am every morning for a year. Studies successful writers' careers like he's planning a heist. Builds an audience while he still has health insurance. Only quits when he's making double his salary from writing. Now he owns a house. With his writing money.

One of these people understood Raidho. The other one thought "the universe will provide" was a business plan.

The old rune poems describe Raidho as riding that's "easy in the hall" but "very hard for the one who sits up on a powerful horse over miles of road." Translation: Everyone's a strategic genius until they actually have to execute. Planning is comfortable. Doing is where dreams go to die.

The Japanese Disaster That Wasn't (A Love Letter to Paranoia)

Want to hear about real Raidho energy? Let me tell you about the guy who went to Japan.

Everyone said he was over-preparing. "Just go with the flow," they said. "Adventure is about the unknown," they said. He ignored them and researched like his life depended on knowing which exit to take at Kyoto Station.

The travel company was supposed to have someone meet him at the airport. Nobody showed.

But he knew he needed to get to Kyoto, so he bought his own train ticket. No panic. Plan B engaged.

Gets to Kyoto. The hotel has no record of his booking. The travel company never told them he was coming. Never made the reservation. Never did anything they were paid to do.

But because this beautiful paranoid bastard had researched previous travelers' reviews, he knew EXACTLY where the hotel was. North exit of the station, one block forward, across from Nijo Castle. He found it himself.

The hotel sorted it out within an hour because he had every piece of documentation organized like he was presenting evidence at a tribunal.

If he'd "trusted the universe," he'd have been sleeping in Kyoto Station, posting about his "authentic journey" while eating vending machine ramen.

That's Raidho. Assuming everything will go wrong and being delighted when it only mostly does.

Why Your Business Failed (Spoiler: No Plan B Through Z)

The ancient texts are savage about this: "The failure of so many businesses and projects today are entirely down to lack of preparation and specifically the lack of a contingency plan."

Notice they didn't say "lack of passion" or "not believing hard enough" or "Mercury was being a dick." They said LACK OF PREPARATION.

You know what successful people call obstacles? Tuesday. Because they planned for Tuesday. They have a Tuesday protocol. They've got contingencies for their contingencies.

You know what unsuccessful people call obstacles? "Signs from the universe that it wasn't meant to be."

Every military strategist knows no plan survives first contact with the enemy. That's WHY they make multiple plans. That's WHY they drill scenarios. That's WHY they have extraction protocols.

But you? You're out here starting businesses with one plan, no savings, and a motivational quote as your north star. Then you act shocked when reality doesn't respect your vision board.

The Mental Rehearsal Nobody Wants to Do

Here's the part that separates Raidho consciousness from wishful thinking: "The journey having been made a hundred times in your mind before ever setting out."

A hundred times. In your mind. BEFORE you start.

Olympic athletes do this. They run the race in their minds over and over. They see every turn, every competitor, every possible scenario. By the time they're on the track, they've already won it fifty times and lost it fifty times in their heads.

Navy SEALs do this. They mental rehearse missions until the actual mission feels like déjà vu.

Surgeons do this. They perform the surgery mentally before they ever pick up a scalpel.

But you? You're starting your business/relationship/fitness journey with the strategic depth of a fortune cookie and wondering why you keep failing.

The Difference Between Planning and Hiding

Now, before you use this as an excuse to plan for seventeen years without doing anything, let's be clear: there's planning and there's procrastination wearing a planning costume.

Real Raidho planning has a departure date. You gather intelligence, make decisions, set contingencies, and then you GET ON THE WAGON AND GO.

Fake planning keeps researching forever. Always needs "just a little more information." Has seventeen draft business plans but has never talked to a single customer. That's not planning; that's fear with a spreadsheet.

How do you know the difference?

Raidho planning makes you feel prepared and confident. You know the risks, you've planned for them, you're ready to ride.

Procrastination planning makes you feel anxious and stuck. You keep finding new things to research because you're terrified of actually starting.

If you've been "planning" for more than three months without taking a single concrete action, you're not doing Raidho. You're doing Isa (the ice rune of being frozen in place).

Applied Reason vs. Philosophical Masturbation

The texts are clear: Raidho follows Ansuz for a reason. Ansuz gives you wisdom, inspiration, the download from the gods. Raidho is what you DO with it.

"This is not armchair philosophizing; it is applied reason."

You can journal about your purpose until your hand cramps. You can meditate on your path until you achieve enlightenment. You can read every self-help book ever written.

But if you don't make an actual plan with actual steps and actually execute it, you're just another person with deep thoughts and shallow results.

Applied reason means:

  • Turning insight into strategy
  • Converting wisdom into tactics
  • Transforming understanding into action
  • Making the philosophical practical

Stop talking about your journey. Start planning your route.

The Wagon Driver's Checklist (Your New Religion)

Want to know what actual Raidho consciousness looks like? Here's your new prayer:

Before ANY journey (literal or metaphorical):

Map the Territory: Know exactly where you're going. Not "somewhere better" but "this specific destination with these specific markers of arrival."

Calculate Resources: How much time, money, energy, skill will this take? Now double it. That's your minimum.

Study Previous Travelers: Who's done this before? What worked? What killed them? (Metaphorically. Usually.)

Identify Obstacles: What could go wrong? List everything. Yes, everything. Paranoia is just intelligence having a productive day.

Create Contingencies: For every obstacle, have a response ready. Tree in the road? Here's the alternate route. Bridge out? Here's the ferry schedule.

Mental Rehearsal: Run through the entire journey in your mind. See yourself handling every scenario. Make it boring through repetition.

Pack Extra: Whatever you think you need, add 20%. The universe charges interest on poor planning.

Set Departure: Pick a date. Circle it. That's when you stop planning and start moving.

The Shadow Side: When Your Journey Becomes Your Identity

Here's where people get Raidho wrong: they confuse the journey with the destination.

"I'm on a journey of self-discovery." "This is all part of my journey." "The journey is the destination."

No. Stop. Listen.

A journey has a beginning, middle, and END. If your journey never ends, you're not journeying. You're wandering. And wandering isn't Raidho; it's just being lost with better marketing.

The shadow of Raidho shows up in two flavors:

The Eternal Journeyer: Never arrives anywhere because arriving would mean they'd have to stop talking about their journey. These people have been "in transition" for seven years.

The Paralyzed Planner: Never leaves because they're terrified of the journey. They've planned everything so thoroughly that starting feels impossible. Analysis paralysis with a GPS.

Real Raidho has a destination. You go there. You arrive. You complete the journey. Then you plan the next one.

The Practical Magic of Actually Getting Somewhere

Enough philosophy. Here's how to stop being a passenger in your own life:

Pick One Destination: Not five. Not "whatever feels right." ONE. Make it specific, measurable, and have a deadline.

Draw the Map: Work backwards from your destination. What's the step before arrival? Before that? Before that? Keep going until you reach where you are now.

Price the Journey: Calculate the actual cost in time, money, energy. Add 30% for reality tax.

Interview Veterans: Find three people who've made this journey. Ask them what they wish they'd known. Take notes like your life depends on it.

Plan Your Disasters: List the ten most likely things to go wrong. Plan responses for each. Feel the relief of being prepared.

Pack Your Wagon: Gather resources before you need them. Money, skills, connections, tools. Stockpile like winter's coming.

Rehearse Daily: Every morning, spend five minutes visualizing the journey. See yourself handling obstacles with boring competence.

Start Moving: Pick a date within 30 days. That's your departure. No extensions. No excuses.

The Road Is Not Your Friend

Here's the truth Raidho wants you to know: The road doesn't care about you. The journey isn't magical. The universe isn't guiding you.

You're just a person trying to get somewhere, and there are a thousand things between you and your destination that would happily see you fail.

But that's exactly why Raidho is powerful. It assumes hostility. It plans for problems. It prepares for resistance. And because of that, it actually gets where it's going.

The wagon driver in the old vision doesn't arrive because he's special or chosen or blessed. He arrives because he did the work. Made the plan. Prepared for problems. Executed consistently.

He's boring. And he wins.

The Gate to Kenaz (When Plans Meet Reality)

Notice how Raidho leads to Kenaz, the rune of creative fire and problem-solving? That's because even the best plans need adjustment. The journey transforms you. You arrive at your destination different than you left.

But you can only be transformed by a journey you actually complete. And you only complete journeys you properly plan.

Raidho isn't about rigidity. It's about having enough structure to handle chaos, enough preparation to improvise safely, enough resources to recover from mistakes.

It's the difference between adventure and disaster. Both involve the unexpected. Only one involves being ready for it.

Your Next Journey Starts Now

The vision ends with the wagon driver arriving at "a safe enclosure... the lights and doors of home."

That's what Raidho promises. Not an easy journey. Not a magical journey. Not a journey without obstacles.

A completed journey. Arrival. The satisfaction of having planned well and executed better.

Most people never feel that satisfaction because they never plan the journey properly. They just start walking and hope for the best. Then they call wherever they end up "where they were meant to be."

That's not destiny. That's just exhaustion with good PR.

Be the wagon driver. Plan the route. Pack the supplies. Prepare for problems. Then ride until you arrive.

The road is waiting. It doesn't care if you're ready.

But with Raidho, you will be.

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